Weed Review : Purple Haze

Purple Haze

Shogun and I had arranged a mammoth smoke-a-thon for Sunday night.  There was one problem: no weed.  Well, actually, at this stage, it wasn't a problem; it was just something we had to do.  I got onto my guy and was told he had none until tomorrow at 5pm (which was fucking Sunday)!  I was confident that he would be true to his word, but I forgot something.... dealers can't be trusted - they're fucking criminals!  We had no contingency either so we were placing a whole lotta fucking faith in this guy!

Eventually we got word - he didn't get it.  The 'no weed' issue had been upgraded to a fucking Grade#1 problem!

Fortunately, Shogun got a call and we scored Purple Haze!

Purple Haze is a sativa dominant plant with a high level of THC. It's named after the Jimi Hendrix song, which was believed to have been written about a super potent LSD.  This is a favourite amongst medicinal users for it's strong pain relief qualities.

It has a fucking really blazing high that is combined with the thick resin production of even the best indicas.  The plants are quite tall, but are shorter than most other sativas.  The buds are beautifully long and have a large density with a sticky, thick coating of trichomes.

Now that we had our weed, we settled down for the super fucking blazing session!  Ten hours and twenty fucking joints later, we were seriously baked!  It wasn't the usual high that we're used too - we tend to be limited to indica strains so this was a welcome change!  It was like my head was a balloon and the more I smoked, the more the balloon was blown up!  Funny shit!